WTF Collective 2 Lyrics

Jon Lajoie - WTF Collective 2 (+ Lyrics)

MC CONFUSING:
Mc confusing back in this bitch
with a parking sandwich and chicken ticket
I got a liquid face lift from a a fake with big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a britt with figg spit
And you don't understand it cause your not suppose too
Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
And im gunno leave soon but first i need to
drink a Chevey chase face and rape robo cop 2

MC HISTORICAL INACCURACY:
Yo im Mc historical inaccuracy
i drop lyrical bombs like hero Shabaw in seventy three
I write rhymes like shake-spear when he wrote Ann franks diary
Wich is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany
I'm like the Spanish inquisition when they killed Je-sus
And Abe Lincoln suicide was nothing for my thee-sus
Like Moses when i focus i can split the red sea
like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army

MC DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLURALIZES WORD(S):
I'm Mc don't know how to pluralize woords
i got so many rhyme and i sleep with all the girl
When theres more of one of something your suppose to pluralize
but i never learned that throughout all the year ive been alive

MC CANADIAN STEREOTYPE:
Hello im mc Canadian stereotype
Im a boot to get started so let me get off the ice
but i don't want any trouble and i am always polite
now lets hop on my snowmobile and i will tell you what i like
But first ill turn off curling and turn down that vorello vieng
En jeus ven est frason fracais baska ci ona vei velay
oh boy i fell off my igloo and i hurt my knee
lets go to the hospital dont worry here in canada its for free EH

MC FATIGUE:
Mc fatigue did ya miss me
ill be awake for five minutes cause i had a coffee
ill try to get through my verse but i really dont know
i drank that coffee about five minutes ago

MC CHORUS GUY:
They hired me again to sing
This mother f**cking chorus
I havnt found a F**cking job yet
so i got to do this bullshit
(i cant take it im done)
I dont think i can sing, another f**cking chorus
i probably jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like curk kobane did
(I think my dad has a gun)

MC KNOWS TOO MANY FACTS ABOUT BEES:
Im mc knows too many facts about bees
fifteen miles an hour is their average speed
A queen can lay up to three thousand eggs in a day
just because i know alot about bees doesnt mean that i am gay
(MC IN THE CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL):
Im also mc in the closet homosexual
i hide it because its easier to be heterosexual
we cant even get married in most states here in america
its f**cked up! (gay marraige is legal here in canada!)

MC HOMOPHOBIC F**CKING A**HOLE:
im mc homophobic f**cking A**hole
being gay is evil and it is un-natural
jesus said the love thy neighbour but only if they are straight
Penis's go in vagina's anything else is just insane

MC EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE RHYMES:
Im mc extremely inappropriate rhymes
i shake things up like j-fox when i get on the mic
and i drop my enemys like christopher reids whores
and i put them to sleep like heath ledger of course, (woah)

MC EXTREMELY POLITICALLY CORRECT:
im mc extremely politically correct
I disagree with the previous mc's lyrical content!
I't is offensive , insensitive and in very bad taste
just like that guy who wrote that song when micheal jackson past away

MC FINAL VERSE:
Yo mc final verse here to end the song
One was enough we didnt need a sequal Jon
make a fourth show me your genitals or another normal guy
but for now lets end this stupid song with a suicide

MC CHORUS GUY:
This is the last time ill ever sing a chorus
My dads gun was in his closet
and Im gunno end this bullshit
(I had a good run)
Im gunno pull the trigger as soon as im finish the chorus
syanara, and farewell, I guess ill see you all in hell
(Four,Three,two,one!)





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